Soldier gets reamed out for not saluting officer who 'hates being saluted'

FORT POLK, La. — Pvt. Larry "Doug" Douglas was reamed out this morning for failing to render a salute to Maj. Tom Wallace, the executive officer for the 1-509th Parachute Infantry Regiment. Sources confirm that Wallace “will tell anyone who will listen” how much “he hates the whole saluting thing.”

“Look, it’s not a power thing. I hate all the attention,…