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Op-Ed: You can't have a terrorist training camp without monkey bars!

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Oct 05, 2022
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Salaam Alaikum, Brothers,

I see you've completed the training facility just in time for the latest group of shahid to arrive. Let's see: bayonet course ... check. Explosives ... check. Prayer rugs ... check. Monkey bars ... wait! You don't have monkey bars? YOU DON'T HAVE MONKEY BARS?!?!

In the name of the Blessed Prophet, peace be upon him, you cannot ha…

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