Opinion: Thank you, veterans, for telling me how to celebrate every holiday

An open letter to veterans from your civilian neighbor. He is writing anonymously because he doesn't want your butthurt on his front porch.

Dear Veterans,

I’m just going to say what everyone is thinking: thank you from the bottom of my heart for your stick-in-the-mud Facebook statuses!

Every time I prepare for a holiday, I instinctively feel good about the…