OPINION: You're On A Five-Mile Company Run, But Your Anus Can't Go On

The following is an opinion article written by your anus.

FORT BRAGG — Listen, you know that I’ve been with you literally every step of the way. Together through thick and then, since you were a little kid. This is hard for me to say. I know we’re on a five-mile company run. I know if we fall out, our squad leader, platoon sergeant and first sergeant wil…