The 5 best porn videos we found on Bin Laden's hard drive and later masturbated to
The CIA just released a huge cache of previously-secret documents seized at Osama bin Laden’s compound in Abottabad, Pakistan. With thousands of documents to sift through, there’s certainly plenty of files of interest.
But we here at Duffel Blog are interested in only the newsworthy portion of the cache: The trove of porn old man Bin Laden was looking at while he carried out attacks on his own skyscraper.
We looked through the extensive porn collection and found the 5 best videos on Bin Laden’s hard drive that we later masturbated to. Here they are:
5 — Slow Peek At Ankle and Upper Lip
This is one of the more tame titles in the collection, which was produced by a Bollywood porn production house. Still, it does show some tantalizing scenes, such as the incredibly sexy ankles of a fully-covered woman, before panning up to reveal her upper lip.
As soon as we saw that lip, we couldn't get our pants to our ankles fast enough.
4 — Big Sausage Pizza 14: Halal Meat
You just had to know Osama was a f…
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