Pentagon leaders exchange lobbyists for Christmas
“Ooh, is that a Raytheon? I’ve always wanted a Raytheon!”
By Cat Astronaut
THE PENTAGON — Leaders across the Department of Defense celebrated the Christmas holiday by exchanging lobbyists, sources confirmed today.
“Ooh, is that a Raytheon? I’ve always wanted a Raytheon!” Acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller said during the annual Pentagon Christmas party while shaking a man-sized box sitting under a Chris…
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