DoD Recognizes Your Wife's Boyfriend As A Dependent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1pevpDEoMo

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon has extended the definition of service member dependents to include non-family, even the good-for-nothing boyfriend your wife keeps at home while you are on deployment, Duffel Blog has learned.

“Bobby Joe’s a sweetheart, but he ain’t cheap, and he don’t have no income of his own,” said …