Pentagon to replace all-volunteer force with all-voluntold force

"We believe the all-voluntold force will help us acquire the best talent the country has to offer, whether they like it or not.”

By Cat Astronaut

THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced new plans today to replace the U.S. military’s longstanding “all-volunteer” recruiting model with an “all-voluntold” one.

“We took a look at the numbers and realized we needed a better model for attracting America’s best and brightest into the ranks,” said Matthew Donovan, the Undersecret…