Pentagon mulling ban on gender-reveal combat operations
But it's such a timeless way to celebrate your kid's junk.
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By Zoltar the Malignant
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Air Force 1st Lt. Jack Livingston eliminated a senior al-Qaida leader with his Reaper drone while simultaneously letting his parents know that their newest grandchild has a dong this week.
Seconds after the 500-lb. JDAM loosed by the Reaper slammed into the terrorist’s compact car half a world away in rebel-held no…
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