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Physically fit National Guard impersonator not fooling anybody

Physically fit National Guard impersonator not fooling anybody

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Oct 05, 2022
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SWAMPSCOTT, Mass. — A man impersonating a National Guard soldier was promptly arrested today after authorities noticed he was "way too physically fit to be an actual Guardsman."

"He showed up at our checkpoint claiming he was a sergeant from another company, but his lean waistline and well-fitting body armor instantly gave him away," said National Guard …

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