Pimpatronic 5000 appointed as Navy Vice Admiral of Vice
WASHINGTON — Sir Orgasmotron Electrokisses IV has been appointed the Navy's 56th Vice Admiral of Vice, and was sworn in at a small ceremony today in the Pentagon's pleasure gardens during the new autumn moon amidst a roiling mass of bodies, flesh, and stink, sources confirmed.
"Welcome brothers and sisters in sin," oozed Orgasmotron while a spinning disc…
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