Politically Correct Officer Unsure Who Enemy Should Be In Wargame

FORT IRWIN, Calif. — An intelligence planner missed his order submission deadline today after he was unable to determine which enemy U.S. troops should face during an upcoming rotation, sources confirmed.

"Historically, units deploying to the Mojave desert for the Army's biggest war game face an enemy called the 'Donovians,'" said planner Lt. Col. Mitch …