National Infantry Museum to host gallery of porta-potty artwork
FORT BENNING, Ga. — The U.S. Army's National Infantry Museum and Soldier Center plans to host a gallery of artwork etched and scratched into the walls of porta-potties on U.S. military bases worldwide, highlighting the incredible creativity of men and women in uniform.
"I've never seen so many cocks in one place before. And I've seen a lot of 'em," said Amy Williams, a local military supporter/dancer, adding: "And you can see this one has clearly defined veins and mushroom-stamp layers. The soldier who drew this pecker is clearly a master."
Officials say the gallery will feature various works from anonymous soldier-artists, such as elaborate hand-drawn penises, uplifting poetic works about taking a dump, and well-worn quotes about Wagner and his love for cock.
"I've spent a lot of time in Army porta-shitters. Some of my best moments in fact. The memories just come flooding back,” said Ambrose Grayson, a former infantry soldier.
The most-celebrated work was brought in from the National Tra…
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