Private Sporting ‘Infantry’ T-Shirt Fully Prepared For ‘Miles Of Pussy’

FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — Local Rifleman and sexual Tyrannosaurus Pvt. Devon Smith, 20, has just received a brand new ‘Infantry’ t-shirt, and is prepared to “throw this thing on and go to fucking pound town," sources confirmed today.

Standing before the mirror above the sink in his barracks room, friends of Smith say he pulled the brand new t-shirt over his 1…