DARPA 'pretty sure' socially progressive missile looks like a giant clitoris

VANDENBERG AFB, Calif. – Enlightened admirers gathered at an Air Force testing facility today for the unveiling of a state-of-the-art, intercontinental ballistic missile that celebrates the modern military’s most important mission: to embrace societal expectations.

The sociological leap into the 21st century follows in the recent wake of the Pentagon’s s…