Quiet guy at your unit scheduled to say annual weird sentence today

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Even though that quiet guy at your unit hasn’t said a single word since January 2016, it’s that time of the year where he finally opens his mouth and says some batshit crazy nonsense that people will talk about until the end of the year, sources confirmed.

"The magic of the pony world is where I like to penetrate my dream stick," wa…