Point/Counterpoint: The Range Is Clear
The following is a point/counterpoint opinion article written by each side of the range paddle.
The White Side of a Two-Toned Range Paddle — The Range is Clear
The range is clear. I repeat, the range is free from obstruction and cleared hot. This is a first, ladies and gentlemen; in all my time as the white side of a two toned range paddle, I've never seen a range so squared away. Even PV2 Washington has managed to pulled his head out of his ass, gain sentience, and square away his M249. Hooah.
Firers, assume a good supported prone position. The range NCOs will be by to clear you for firing. In sum, despite Sgt. Smith clearly not paying attention, there are no hazards present which would prevent a volley of rounds from being sent towards the berm. Nothing at all; no human beings, grass fires, or inclement weather appear on the horizon. The range is clear — Soldiers, lock, and load your weapons.
The Red Side of a Two-Toned Range Paddle — The Range is not Clear
Hold all fire; Hold all fire! …
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