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Report: Coast Guard will save thousands of people this year, but not your worthless ass

Report: Coast Guard will save thousands of people this year, but not your worthless ass

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. Coast Guard says it will respond to more than 3,000 incidents this year, likely resulting in more than 200 lives saved, at least 3,800 lives assisted, and approximately $5,365,000 in property saved, according to recent estimates.

But that doesn’t mean that your unimportant and worthless life will be saved, officials added.

“The Coast…

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