Report: Ryan Lochte took sniper fire while boarding aircraft in Rio

RIO DE JANEIRO – U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte departed the 2016 Summer Olympics under accurate and sustained sniper fire, U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte reported, adding with quiet admiration that the platinum-haired athlete displayed “remarkable calm and poise” during the attack.

“I knew it would practically be a combat zone, because people in Rio are actually pr…