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Retiring E-9 shocked to discover private sector has no seats at table for abrasive, stupid people who stay around for long enough

Retiring E-9 shocked to discover private sector has no seats at table for abrasive, stupid people who stay around for long enough

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Oct 05, 2022
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CAMP COURTNEY, Okinawa — Retiring Headquarters Battalion Sgt. Maj. Joe Perkins expressed outrage and disgust on the hallowed literary digest LinkedIn over the lack of high-pay, high-power jobs available for veterans with no discernible skills aside from interrupting loudly and expressing themselves incoherently, sources confirmed today.

Perkins elaborate…

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