REVEALED: Hearing test buttons send electric shock to nipples of detained terrorists
YOUR LOCAL BASE CLINIC — Shocking documents reveal that the little button on the hearing test clicker is actually a direct line to the nipples of America’s greatest enemies.
The story broke when a contract electrician at Camp Pendleton found an odd yellow and black striped wire during a renovation of the base clinic. The unnamed man allegedly followed th…
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