DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Rick and Morty give your weekend safety brief
Rick: Okay, listen [belch] up. I'm going to keep this short, not because I think you won't listen - I know [belch] you won't. But I can't legally let you sub-moronic idiots go without reading some boi-[belch]-ler plate so you can get on with the rest your insignificant, miserable lives.
Morty: But we... we’re not miserable Rick! We want to go on leave an…
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