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Report: Rolled sleeves authorized by every commander except yours

THE PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. Mark “The Soldier's General” Milley has authorized the wear of rolled sleeves with the camo facing out.

The uniform change comes after the Apocalypse failed to occur during a ten-day trial period at Fort Hood. It applies to every soldier, across every post, and at any time of year — with the caveat that it is subject to unit Commander's approval.

Which you will not be getting, according to unit sources.

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