Russia Claims Ukrainian Border Inexplicably Jumped Over Its Paratroopers
MOSCOW – In a surprising concession, the Kremlin announced Thursday that soldiers captured in Ukraine earlier this week were indeed from the elite First Airborne Division of the Russian Air-Landing Forces (VDV), but it was due to the Ukrainian border inexplicably jumping over them "out of nowhere," sources confirmed.
“This is all very simple misunderstan…
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