Sailor Masturbating In Hotel Room ‘Barely Keeping Up’ With Sound of Couple Humping Through Wall

SINGAPORE – A Sailor masturbating alone in a Singapore hotel room has reported that he’s barely keeping up with the sounds of a couple “porking up a storm” in the suite next door.

Information Systems Technician 2nd Class Craig Kublicki, a 38-year-old anime enthusiast who has never been married and is currently on overnight liberty from the destroyer USS …