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Navy & Marines · Page 5

BREAKING: Navy SEALs capture terrorist in Somalia, or kill him, or shit we don't know

By Duffel Blog Staff · Navy & Marines Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1543

SOMALIA — Sources confirmed that members of the elite U.S. Navy SEAL Team 6 captured a member of the Al Shabaab terror group just weeks after they pulled off a deadly attack on a Nairobi shopping mall.

Or maybe it was SEAL Team 2, or Special Forces. Media sources confirm we'll let you know later.

The raid featured the trademarked "coming out of the water with weapons raised" technique which then morphed into a firefight exactly like the Bin Laden raid.

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