Sergeant major says no one is leaving Afghanistan until all the brass is picked up

Not one swinging dick is boarding a plane until this place is spotless

By W. E. Linde

KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement.

“Yeah, I know what the boss said,” Gr…