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Sergeant wants a girl who looks at him like Joint Chiefs look at Afghanistan

When the Joint Chiefs look at Afghanistan, it’s a look that says ‘I’ll never leave you.’

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By Addison Blu

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Army Sgt. Adrien Farmer wants to find a woman who looks at him the way the Joint Chiefs of Staff look at Afghanistan, according to friends, family, and Tinder.

“As an enlisted soldier, I’ve already experienced the typical four divorces,” Farmer told reporters. “But when the Joint Chiefs look at Afghanistan, it’s a look th…

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