Sergeants Major drink Buds Light

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — After a long day at work, base sergeants major drink Buds Light, a recent poll in the Camp Lejeune Globe reports.

Aides de Camp also ranked Buds Light in their top three, just behind Millers Light and Coor.

While staffs sergeant and lances corporal were also known to enjoy the occasional brewski, they tended to favor Indias Pale Ale, the article explained. Meanwhile, militaries spouse favor wines or Mike Hard Lemonade.

The base Provostest Marshal Officers commented, asserting that underage Marines were most often found with Whites Claw.

“This is a new trend,” said Corporals Mike Lawson. “We used to see big groups of Private with cases of Bud Light all across the Marines Corp.”

The Globe article concluded by saying that, for those looking for a non-alcoholic option, une fois La Croix sparkling water beverage was the most popular choice.