Lt. Col. Sinclair's Genie Awaiting Final Wish
WASHINGTON, DC — A genie imprisoned by former 82nd Airborne deputy commander and champion hot dog eater Lt. Col. Jeffrey Sinclair has reported it is eagerly awaiting his master's third and final wish.
"My master, glorious sahib that he is, has used up two of his allotted three wishes," the genie said from inside the brass lamp…
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