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Vol. 15 · No. 115 · Friday, 25 September 2026

Pentagon

Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch

Services clash over historic privilege of being first to defile nation’s newest military monument

Mitch McConnell returns from extended drill weekend

Trump considers replacing Hegseth with rock or something

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The military needs to take sexual harassment seriously, except in my case

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The following is an opinion editorial article written by Brig. Gen. Jeffery Sinclair.

Guess who’s back? Back again. Jeffy’s back. Tell a friend. That’s right, mother fuckers! Brigadier Fuckin’ General Jeffrey Fuckin’ Sinclair up in the muh-fuckin’ hay-ouse!

You may have noticed, I’m pretty fuckin’ jazzed. Perhaps you’ve heard that the judge in my court martial has ruled there’s been just a bit of undue command influence in the prosecution’s decision to deny my plea bargain. Can I get a what, what?

Fuck. Yeah.

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