Soldier bragging about 'piling bodies' on last deployment actually piled sandbags

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — A soldier in your platoon who constantly tells ladies about an impressive kill-count on his last deployment has been found out to have mostly spent that time filling sandbags and picking up trash in Kuwait, sources confirmed today.

"So no shit, there I was, ladies," Spc. Mark Barringer, a helicopter mechanic, recently told a group of b…