Soldier Also From Your State Has No Idea What ‘Ironic’ Means

STUTTGART, Germany – Displaying an astounding lack of verbal acuity, sources confirmed today that Pfc. Peter Miller vocally and emphatically incriminated his intellect before his peers, effectively invalidating all future opinions and predetermining as insipid all post hoc observations he might later pronounce.

With incredible alacrity and candor, Miller…