Soldier Dresses As Marine For Halloween So He Can Finally Get Laid

FORT STEWART, Ga. — Spc. Peter Sims has finally decided on a Halloween costume that is sure to get him "some play this year," since he will be attending the various parties and events dressed as a United States Marine, sources confirmed.

Sims, an intelligence analyst in 4-3 Special Troops Battalion (“Sentinel”), hit upon the idea after watching a group o…