Soldier Excitedly Posts Career-Ending Picture To Facebook

FORT MCCOY — A soldier eager for an early discharge from the military posted what he hoped would be a career ending picture to his Facebook profile, sources confirmed today. With three years left on his contract, Specialist James Dobson had been trying to get kicked out for nearly a year.

"I almost gave up hope," said Dobson. "Nothing seemed to work. I g…