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Southern Command Closes After Losing War On Drugs For One Billionth Time

Southern Command Closes After Losing War On Drugs For One Billionth Time

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Oct 05, 2022
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Colombian soldiers teach Marines the best way to cook up cocaine.

DORAL, FL — Sources confirmed that Southern Command closed its doors today after failing to win the war on drugs for the billionth time since its inception in 1963. Although most of the blame was heaped onto its bastard son Joint Inter-Agency Task Forth South, SOUTHCOM accepted full respon…

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