By Cobra Commander
NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — When the United States Space Force introduced its official song this week, extraterrestrial life forms throughout the galaxy were listening in and their reaction to the song was universal hatred, sources confirmed today.
“Are they trying to put us to sleep? Is that what this is, some kind of somnambulant ray?” ask…
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