Space National Guardsman regrets having to commute to Moon for drill every month

"$136,173 of mileage reimbursement just barely makes up for the cost of rocket fuel for the journey. Hydrazine ain’t cheap.”

By The Shammer

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — A member of the Space National Guard who commutes from Colorado has expressed regret in picking the Moon as his drill base after leaving active duty, sources confirmed today.

"Man, I really screwed myself over with this gig," Technical Sgt. Arthur C. Clarkson said on a video-call from his bedroom as he was getting …