SpaceiLeaks releases correspondence standards for US Space Force
CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, Colo. — Duffel Blog has received the following excerpt from a draft of the new U.S. Space Force's Regulation 25-50, Preparing and Managing Space Correspondence.
The excerpt was provided by SpaceiLeaks, alleged to be run by an alien held at Groom Lake who leads (or follows) a group of U.S. Army admin specialists who have been in the know for decades. In the coming months, SpaceiLeaks claims it will release more Space Force documents, including manuals for drill in a zero-gravity environment, annual space harassment training, and how to conduct Moon Bay Monday.
Chapter 3 Preparing Space Force Letters
This chapter provides instructions for Space Force personnel in preparing letters in and about space, and toward the Space Force’s (SF) goal of Making Space Great Again. Correspondence will always spell out “Make Space Great Again” followed by “(MSGA)” and then only use “MSGA” in further sentences. Use hashtag MSGA (#MSGA) for proper alien social media visibility…
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