Spouse Accidentally Wins 'Slutty Sailor' Costume Contest
NORFOLK, Va. — A Virginia-based sailor is furious after his wife accidentally won the ship-wide "slutty sailor" costume contest this Halloween, although they were unaware there was a competition taking place, sources confirmed.
The costume contest, held annually for the junior-enlisted members assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72), has become the centerpiece of weekend celebrations each year.
“At first I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about," said Seaman Harvey Whitman, from Mobile, Ala. “We walked into the club and everyone started pointing at Kat. I just thought it was because she didn’t have a costume. All the others were dressed up."
Katrina, a 21-year-old who met Whitman while working at Krispy Kreme after she dropped out of high school when her abortion failed, had actually decided not to wear her usual ‘street-walker’ costume, instead choosing to dress up and impress her husband's new shipmates.
“We were all crowded around the keg," said Petty Officer 3rd Class Marc…
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