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Senior officers boldly echo meaningless nothings during staff meeting

HEROES CONFERENCE ROOM – In an audacious display of professional cunning and original thought, that major in the corner with the hooah-haircut just flatly agreed with the senior officer across the table that spoke before him.

“Broadly concur on all points, sir,” the intrepid major reportedly voiced to a visibly pleased lieutenant colonel. “That reflects very much how we see things at our level.”

The major’s comment marked just one of many daring contributions in a meeting that, according to non-commissioned officers everywhere, bears no consequence whatsoever outside of the participants’ own imaginations.

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