HEROES CONFERENCE ROOM – In an audacious display of professional cunning and original thought, that major in the corner with the hooah-haircut just flatly agreed with the senior officer across the table that spoke before him.

“Broadly concur on all points, sir,” the intrepid major reportedly voiced to a visibly pleased lieutenant colonel. “That reflects very much how we see things at our level.”

The major’s comment marked just one of many daring contributions in a meeting that, according to non-commissioned officers everywhere, bears no consequence whatsoever outside of the participants’ own imaginations.

“I think you hit the nail right on the head, Steve,” said another sniveling, silver-haired O-5, who peers say constantly knocks it out of the park with insightful comments like this. “That’s a good roadmap for the way forward and a lot of outstanding work by you and the guys.”

“I also want to highlight something the general said a moment ago that was really crucial,” the star-chasing fuc…