Staff Sergeant dodges deployment to avoid Star Wars viewing
FORT IRWIN — Staff Sgt. Darren Eden has reportedly turned down a 6 month deployment to an "undisclosed location in Southwest Asia" in order to avoid feeling compelled to see an early viewing of the new Star Wars film, Rise of Skywalker.
Eden has a long history of avoiding Star Wars like the plague since childhood, when his older Star Wars-obsessed brothe…
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