ISIS suicide bomber actually hoping for 72 experienced sluts
RAQQA, Syria — A recent honor graduate of the Islamic State Suicide Bomber School of Excellence has publicly voiced concerns over the sexual experience of the 72 women awaiting him in the afterlife, sources confirmed today.
“I’ve never been with a woman before, so there’d be no sexual skill between all of us virgins,” said Amar Hussein, expressing fears about his planned first time with 72 female virgins. “I’d get to the afterlife and disappoint all of them forever.”
According to sources, Hussein asked his instructors if perhaps the virginity of his eternal harem was negotiable.
Mohamed Gadesh, who shares a barracks room with Hussein, is confident that whether the women are virgins or not, they will refuse to sleep with Hussein in Paradise. “He’s a desperate, confused, lonely teenager from Iraq who’s about to die a virgin,” Gadesh told reporters in a Skype call. “It doesn’t matter if they belong to him. They’d sooner get with an infidel than bang Hussein.”
According to reports, Hussein ha…
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