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Superman Rejected For Military Service Since He's An Illegal Alien

Superman Rejected For Military Service Since He's An Illegal Alien

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Oct 05, 2022
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — Despite being the most overqualified candidate ever to volunteer, Superman has been rejected for Army service because he's an illegal alien, Duffel Blog has learned.

When he walked into the Oceanside Army National Guard's recruiting office, Sgt. 1st Class Armando Lamb knew he was the perfect recruit.

"Faster than a bullet, stronger tha…

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