'Take Your Fobbit To Work Day' Ends In Newfound Respect, 27 Wounded In Action

KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN — Pentagon sources were proud to announce the success of a new, yearly event which allowed Fobbits — service-members who spend their entire tour on Forward Operating Base — the opportunity to venture out into Afghanistan alongside combat units.

"I was super excited when I first found out," said Specialist Jimmy McNulty, a finance so…