Teddy Bear You Sent Your Wife Reports She Really Enjoys Banging The Neighbor

YOUR HOME — Fuzzyhugs, the adorable stuffed bear you sent your wife for Valentine’s Day while deployed in Afghanistan, was happy to report that she is really enjoying getting fucked absolutely cross-eyed by your neighbor.

“Yep,” confirmed Fuzzyhugs from his perch atop the cherry walnut credenza that your wife insisted on buying with your money, even thou…