Thanksgiving declares unconditional surrender in War on Christmas
Turkey Prime Minister Gobbler has announced his plans for unconditional surrender to Gen. Santa Clausewitz of the Christmas Empire after many decades of frigid winter combat in North America, sources confirm today.
First declared in 1959, the War on Christmas began as internal strife. However, after the experienced General Clausewitz eventually gained co…
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