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Vol. 15 · No. 115 · Friday, 25 September 2026

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DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Leaders' pet phrases — what do they really mean?

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Navigating your way through a successful tour in the military is challenging to say the least. Often our leader's intent is unclear, their purpose is vague, or they have trouble with communication skills.

In an effort to help service members maneuver through the hazards of miscommunication, misunderstanding, and misperception, Duffel Blog has compiled and translated the top pet phrases used throughout the armed services by its leaders at all levels.

This handy guide will aid you in avoiding the pitfalls of life as a subordinate and understand what your leaders actually mean when they speak.

1. "I'm not here to make friends."

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