Trump adds prominent barracks lawyer to 'legal dream team'

“A pardon is basically, like, it’s not guilty, you know what I mean bro?

By Bad Lawyer

WASHINGTON — Prominent barracks lawyer Pfc. Ruben Hernandez is advising President Trump to issue himself a pardon for inciting a deadly riot inside the nation’s Capitol this week that should also shield him from criticism for an inevitable retweet in support of “QAnon shaman,” sources confirmed today.

Hernandez, an Army infantryman stationed…