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Trump asks for declaration of war on Settlers of Catan

Trump asks for declaration of war on Settlers of Catan

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Oct 05, 2022
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MYSTICAL ISLAND OF CATAN – President Donald Trump asked Congress to declare war on the Settlers of Catan, sources report. The dispute began when the president’s hopes of building the longest road came to a screeching halt after his wood and brick production dried up.

“I built all my settlements on six-token resource hexes, the very best hexes, believe me…

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